CONTRIBUTE to my new game

[speedos]

hello i'm making some new html games.. coming out soon
one of these games is a sequel to my classic game "a cat enters a house"...:

A CAT ENTERS A HOUSE 2: romantic stuff on the toilet

link to 1st game: landsofgames.com/old/topic/games/2021/a_cat_enters_a_house.zip

examples of jokes from 1st game: 


examples of jokes from upcoming 2nd game:



write out whatever absurdist joke u want.. ill add them all together.

everyone will be credited. game will be licensed CC0 (very free).  if you contribute you AGREE.. GOOD!!!

[jebsmoker]

here's a few that come to mind:

how do u like that..... turtle-ninja? i got ur toilet paper.... hehehehe

whoa... don't forget to WASH your pants..

man i put too much thyme in my pasta.....

[guest bastard]

"im making hemmorhoids"

[firdtype]

Laid so many bricks there is house under my ass man

[big balls]

"I got big balls, damn I got big balls, but ive got a small cock. "

[firdtype]

Sept 9, 2024 13:44:21 GMT big balls said:

"I got big balls, damn I got big balls, but ive got a small cock. "

balls so big he cant stand up from seat to beat your ass but gladly has a gun